He lost it in a knife fight with himself. CHECK OUT how far Jakub Fik goes to make a point. This happened in Chicago earlier this month. My friend, Bogey, sent me this article. Apparently the guy was so distraught over problems with his girlfriend that he went on a naked car window smashing rampage. When the cops found him he was bare ass naked and penisless. Fik ran into his house only to return with a handful of knives. He hurled all of the knives at the penis, and as a last resort, or some sort of sick joke lobbed his penis at the police men.Now, let me say something. If you're going to rampage at all THAT is how you have to do it. Stark raving mad and naked as sin. As for the penis throwing, I've been thinking about that. That has to be the ultimate insult. The end all be all to any argument or fight. How do you come back from someone throwing their severed penis at you? What are you going to do? Drop your pants and hack off your penis (or carve out your vulva) to get even. That's all you could do, AND THEN you'd only be getting even. There's no way to top that!
Oh man, what if it hits you in the face. I don't think anyone could ever recover from a stranger's severed member slapping them cheekside from a launch. You'd be waking up in cold sweats for the rest of your life screaming, "NOT IN THE MOUTH!"
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Blake, you are by far one of the silliest people I've ever met, in my life! I need to read your blog more. It is informative and hilarious! KEEP IT UP! (but out of your mouth!)
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