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Thursday, June 29

Bite My Shiny Metal Return To Television!

It's back! Well, not yet, but soon. Ok, not soon, but in 2008. What's back? Oh, why Futurama is back. Gluh! TV Squad reports that Comedy Central has signed on for 13 new episodes of the futuristic Simpsons darling.

Apparently, Katey Sagal, the voice of Leela, a.k.a. Peg Bundy, was recently on The Late Late Show w/ Craig Ferguson and she let the news slip. John DiMaggio, later confirmed, with a comment on the TV Squad post of the show's return, that the cast is heading into the studio in July to start recording for the new episodes.

YES!

Friday, June 23

They Say It's My Birthday

Happy Birthday to me! That's right, today, June 23rd, is my, 3kalb's, berfday! DIGGIT!

I would like to thank Greg for helping me decide what I truly want for my birthday; a singing president. ROCK!

Wednesday, June 21

I Can't Find My Friend

New Friend Alert!

Pandering to Savages has been added to our illustrious list of links to places to waste even more of your precious life away. This guy, Greg Klein, can spin a yarn, AND prune a sheep, AND knit a sweater! So, CHECK HIM OUT! Also, I've partied with him so he deserves a link... OF MY SAUSAGE!

Nobody's Watching Nobody's Watching

Apparently, some of the writers from Zach Braff's Scrubs and Seth MacFarlane's Family Guy got together to pitch a new show entitled "Nobody's Watching". The concept of the show is that two friends, Will and Derrick, who love tv sitcoms are flown in from Union, Ohio to WB, Hollywood in order to create a sitcom for the WB. It plays like a parody of tv taboos and reality shows. Essentially, the cameras follow around these two vidiots and attempt to capture their emotions whilst they interact with their dream of being in Hollywood. They live on familiar sound stages. Even Central Perk from Friends is featured. The producer attempts to manipulate the two characters into emoting for the studio audience, but usually comes off looking like a jackass.

I think the concept is interesting and could be really entertaining after worn in for a season. The pilot is good, but not as punch funny as Scrubs or Family Guy. But, don't take my word for it. *Buh Dum DUM* See for yourself. YouTube has them featured, and I've copied them. Mwaa ha ha ha! It's divided into three parts so you'll just have to deal with it.


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What do you, the viewers at home, think?

Monday, June 19

A Late Night Father's Day With Bob Saget

To celebrate Daddy Day I figured I'd offer up a big heaping serving of Bob Saget. He'll keep you on the straight and narrow. Far away from those strangers with candy. He'll hook you up with the good shit, and if you're lucky you might even get to touch his penis. So, I'm dedicating this Father's Day and this post to Bob Saget. Here's a big hardon salute to the man, the myth, and the filthy mouth. So that you can feel a bit closer to the Danny Tanner I've posted the three finalist videos for America's Funniest G-Rated TV Dad.

Also, I know that Hauz has a great Bob Saget story to tell. It's a story he heard from Paul Provenza during the SIU premiere of The Aristocrats. I'm sure if we all ask him really nicely he'll post it for everyone to read. Come on, Hauz, show some love for Saget by spreading his filthy humor.

And the nominees are...

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"Penis First"

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"Danny Tanner Was Not Gay"

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"Rollin' With Saget"
Props to Au$10 for finding this one.

Please lock in your votes now.

Saturday, June 17

I'm Talking Cats, Man!

Now this ain't no catman. No catsuit here. These cats are going to tell you how it is. In words you can understand. HIT IT!

I'd like to share that this video tugs at my heart. You see, last night I had a dream. A dream with a cat. A cat that talked. He was lazy and sarcastic, and we hung out all the time. Just him and I. We'd watch tv together and make fun of people together. We also got drunk together. I miss that dream. I'll never forget you awesome cat.



Props to Hauz for finding this.

Tuesday, June 13

You're A Cigarette!

Peep these Clerks 2 trailers, cocksmokers! Be at your local theater July 21st to see it all!
The 1st one is my favorite.

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More...
Clerks 2 website

Monday, June 12

Song And Dance From YouTube



SONG.



DANCE.