Mario Through YouTube

My buddy, Evan Oller, introduced this short film he found on YouTube entitled "A Day In The Life of Mario". It's a sad, surrealistic, and often humorous, trip into the life of the world-famous, princess-saving, tube-diving, plumber. Enjoy!



A Day In The Life of Mario

Bobendence Day?

Recently Au$10 made a 4th of July post accompanied by this haunting and humorous picture of "Joyce".


Everytime I looked at it I couldn't help but wonder if she was a long lost sibling to Bob Ross. If she was I figured he should be celebrating with her. So, I whipped this little diddy up. Enjoy!

Where My Dogs At?

If you haven't noticed already the blog has changed a bit. What? It has? Yeah... it has. We use to have two blogs; Error 204 & Slutty Puppies Game Blog. Well, I am tired of making dopple posts on both sites so I took the initiative, and after discussing a merger with Hauz and Llama, have decided to combine the two. There will no longer be any new posts at Slutty Puppies. Instead, all game info that we deem worthy (and if we have time to post about it) will be posted here. I'm kickstarting this new trend with two nuggets of gaming goodness; Where Is My Mind? and GoldenEye: The Game: The Movie. I would like those that don't game or aren't hep to the gaming culture to know that we will do our best to make you feel welcome. Don't shy us away. We're all freaks when you think about it.

Now if you don't mind it is time for me to put the Slutty Puppies Game Blog to sleep...

Where Is My Mind?

The gang over at Rooster Teeth has created a six episode Red Vs Blue spinoff entitled Out of Mind. The series focuses around Tex, and occurs between season four and season five of RvB. None of the other RvB regulars are featured.

For those of you who aren't aware of what Red Vs Blue is allow me to elaborate. Red Vs Blue or RvB to fans is a machina web series featuring the games of the Halo franchise. The show focuses around two camps, a blue camp and a red camp, and their tragically humorous interactions with each other. Rooster Teeth has just wrapped it's fourth season of RvB and is about to begin it's fifth. All their episodes are free for download at their site.

However, Out of Mind, is only available for free download to anyone with an Xbox 360 via Xbox Live. I have good news though. I've found a copy of it via YouTube, and am proud to present the first of six installments of what I hope to be an entertaining and illuminating mini-series.

Enjoy, won't you?

GoldenEye: The Game: The Movie

Ok, so there already is a GoldenEye movie, but this movie is based off the game. This is also probably the most accurate depiction of a video game on film that I have ever seen. You true GoldenEye fans out there will know exactly what I mean when you see the enemies running on the balcony.


Props to Hauz for finding this.
And props to StumbleUpon for leading Hauz to it.

Bite My Shiny Metal Return To Television!

It's back! Well, not yet, but soon. Ok, not soon, but in 2008. What's back? Oh, why Futurama is back. Gluh! TV Squad reports that Comedy Central has signed on for 13 new episodes of the futuristic Simpsons darling.

Apparently, Katey Sagal, the voice of Leela, a.k.a. Peg Bundy, was recently on The Late Late Show w/ Craig Ferguson and she let the news slip. John DiMaggio, later confirmed, with a comment on the TV Squad post of the show's return, that the cast is heading into the studio in July to start recording for the new episodes.

YES!

They Say It's My Birthday

Happy Birthday to me! That's right, today, June 23rd, is my, 3kalb's, berfday! DIGGIT!

I would like to thank Greg for helping me decide what I truly want for my birthday; a singing president. ROCK!

Rock out with your Bush out!

I Can't Find My Friend

New Friend Alert!

Pandering to Savages has been added to our illustrious list of links to places to waste even more of your precious life away. This guy, Greg Klein, can spin a yarn, AND prune a sheep, AND knit a sweater! So, CHECK HIM OUT! Also, I've partied with him so he deserves a link... OF MY SAUSAGE!

Nobody's Watching Nobody's Watching

Apparently, some of the writers from Zach Braff's Scrubs and Seth MacFarlane's Family Guy got together to pitch a new show entitled "Nobody's Watching". The concept of the show is that two friends, Will and Derrick, who love tv sitcoms are flown in from Union, Ohio to WB, Hollywood in order to create a sitcom for the WB. It plays like a parody of tv taboos and reality shows. Essentially, the cameras follow around these two vidiots and attempt to capture their emotions whilst they interact with their dream of being in Hollywood. They live on familiar sound stages. Even Central Perk from Friends is featured. The producer attempts to manipulate the two characters into emoting for the studio audience, but usually comes off looking like a jackass.

I think the concept is interesting and could be really entertaining after worn in for a season. The pilot is good, but not as punch funny as Scrubs or Family Guy. But, don't take my word for it. *Buh Dum DUM* See for yourself. YouTube has them featured, and I've copied them. Mwaa ha ha ha! It's divided into three parts so you'll just have to deal with it.


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What do you, the viewers at home, think?

A Late Night Father's Day With Bob Saget

To celebrate Daddy Day I figured I'd offer up a big heaping serving of Bob Saget. He'll keep you on the straight and narrow. Far away from those strangers with candy. He'll hook you up with the good shit, and if you're lucky you might even get to touch his penis. So, I'm dedicating this Father's Day and this post to Bob Saget. Here's a big hardon salute to the man, the myth, and the filthy mouth. So that you can feel a bit closer to the Danny Tanner I've posted the three finalist videos for America's Funniest G-Rated TV Dad.

Also, I know that Hauz has a great Bob Saget story to tell. It's a story he heard from Paul Provenza during the SIU premiere of The Aristocrats. I'm sure if we all ask him really nicely he'll post it for everyone to read. Come on, Hauz, show some love for Saget by spreading his filthy humor.

And the nominees are...

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"Penis First"

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"Danny Tanner Was Not Gay"

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"Rollin' With Saget"
Props to Au$10 for finding this one.

Please lock in your votes now.

I'm Talking Cats, Man!

Now this ain't no catman. No catsuit here. These cats are going to tell you how it is. In words you can understand. HIT IT!

I'd like to share that this video tugs at my heart. You see, last night I had a dream. A dream with a cat. A cat that talked. He was lazy and sarcastic, and we hung out all the time. Just him and I. We'd watch tv together and make fun of people together. We also got drunk together. I miss that dream. I'll never forget you awesome cat.



Props to Hauz for finding this.

You're A Cigarette!

Peep these Clerks 2 trailers, cocksmokers! Be at your local theater July 21st to see it all!
The 1st one is my favorite.

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More...
Clerks 2 website

Song And Dance From YouTube

SONG.



DANCE.