Junk Food Or Good Food?

A recent article in Men's Health has listed SIX previously ill thought of junk foods that can actually be good for you. Sure, we've all heard the rumors, but MH delivers the skinny on these fattening foods.

The list includes...

Pork Rinds
Alcohol
Beef Jerky
Sour Cream
Coconut
Chocolate Bars

I personally never knew that chocolate had flavornoids. It's like there is an alien invasion in your mouth every time you bite into a Hershey bar.

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Genius Junk Food @ Men's Health

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Master Stephen Colbert

Apparently Stephen Colbert supplied raw green screen footage of him rolling around with a lightsaber and held a contest for who could make the best video from it. Here are a couple of my favorites.


Stephen Colbert Vs. Rancor

Stephen Colbert Aides Jedis

I Can't Get You Out Of My Head

Awhile back ago I posted part 1 of a 6-part Red Vs. Blue offshoot miniseries entitled Out Of Mind. Well, I haven't posted any of the other parts since then because I couldn't find them, but tonight I have for you parts 2, 3, and 4 of OOM. I've noticed that this miniseries is more serious than its parent series. Not bad, but just more dramatic. Don't expect a lot of laughs, just some good ol' machinima.


Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

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Red Vs. Blue Video Archive (Download OOM here)
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Viva La Vista Beta 2!

Microsoft is sending out copies of beta 2.0 versions of Vista. All you have to do is fill out an eight question survey, and then a mailing form and they will send it off to you. It doesn't matter if you get all the answers right, but if you want to here's a cheat sheet.

1. Vista
2. Clarity
3. November 2006
4. True
5. Aero
6. All the above
7. All the above
8. 256 MB

Take the survey and get your free copy of Vista Beta 2.0 HERE!

I'll Show You PooPoo Head!

"The boy is pure dag nasty evil!" so claims Star Wars Episode III: The Lost Hope. SWE3: The Lost Hope is a trailer parody of Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, and is filled with the best Anakin Skywalker ever, a boozing Kenobi, an E.P.T. 1138 R2 unit, and loads of laughs.

Tiki Bar TV Sunday Mixer #3

Sorry about the lapse in episodes, but due to the move I was lacking the possession of an internet connection. Now on with the show!

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This week's episode: The Trap Door
This week's drink: The Trap Door

How Are You Gentlemen !!

For those that haven't seen Snakes On A Plane yet, shame on you. What are you thinking? Go. Just go now. Forget about your dying grandma, your starving dog, those dead prostitutes rotting away in your closet, and the fact that you haven't combed your asshair and just go see the movie already. Damn!

However, if you need more prodding than that let me introduce you to the best SOAP primer ever, All Your Snakes Are Belong To Us. This is a parody of the famous Engrish video inspired by the video game Zero Wing entitled All Your Base Are Belong To Us.

MAKE YOUR TIME!

Welcome Back Mista Kattah!

Hey gang! It's been awhile, and I apologize for my absence. I just finished moving into an apartment with Llama and Hauz. Pictures coming soon. In the meantime here's a great photo of my girlfriend with her new friend, Podge.

BRB

Well, gang I'm back from the ATL, and this (look up) is why I went. Yep. I went to see an Austin welcoming a Jon penis.

Well, I'm back now, and I'll indulge more about the reason for my visit in a later post. However, I start work at the BoS tomorrow and then this weekend, Llama, Hauz, and myself are moving up the S-Field. The Insight guy is supposed to show up between 1pm and 5pm on Sunday to set up TV/Internet for the apartment. I may not have time for new posts before then. Which sucks because I've got about five posts brewing in my head, but no time because I have to pack. I'll miss you guys. *tear*

I'll see you in a week. Take it sleazy!

Guest blog!!!!!!

3kalb asked me if I wanted to make a post on his blog. Here goes:

A Taste Of Colbert To Come

Apparently Stephen Colbert made a guest appearance on Drew Carey's Whose Line Is It Anyway? back in 1999. I wonder if Colbert ever thought that seven years later he would be doing that bit every night.

With A Bullet

You are Bullet Bill.
You're shot from a cannon at the speed of sound while rockin' music surrounds you.
You smash blocks.
You hit goombas.
You hit flags.
You KILL Mario and Luigi.



If you have what it takes head on over to Hedonistica and give this simple flash game a try.

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Bullet Bill @ Hedonistica