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Thursday, October 19

Caffeinated Death

Hey there X-tremist! Are you doing the Dew with a wide-mouth slam can? How many is that for you this hour? 18? Wow, you really are out of control. Keep it up and you'll die.

Wanna know just how many Dingus Dews it'll take to kill you, or any caffienated beverage for that matter? Then head on over to Energy Fiend, pick your poison, enter in your weight and click the "kill me" button.

It'll take 241.98 cans of Mountain Dew to do me in. 166.36 cans of Red Bull will send me to the caffiene coffin.

How much caffienated goodness will kill you?

2 comments:

The Security Chicken said...

Without having clicked on that link, I'm not sure I understand. Obviously, there are folks out there who have a can of Mt. Dew or Red Bull or whatever every day, and they don't die after a year, so how come you're supposedly gonna die afte 250 of them or so? Strange...

3kalb said...

Here is Energy Fiend's disclaimer...

Disclaimer: This tool is for entertainment purposes only. Nothing on here should be construed as medical advice or information. Don’t try this at home. If you actually try this and end up dying after only 140 drinks instead of 143, it’s not our fault.

How it works is this EF takes the average caffiene content in the drinks and then calculate, based on your body weight, how much of said drink, based on caffiene content, it would take to kill you.