Hey gang, I'm leaving.
BYE!
Well, not yet, but soon; in like three hours. I'm going to OhiiiiiiiiiO to see Bogey. I'll be gone till Tuesday. Don't touch any of my stuff while I'm gone.
Before I go I would like to take this moment to inform everyone about a couple of events. Black Friday and the Rock Star party I'm having on that day. Black Friday is the Friday after thanksgiving in which everyone and their sister's whore of a wife goes out right after thanksgiving dinner on Thursday and camps outside of stores to get the best deals and fuel our economy. Best Buy always has the most horrendous lines. Speaking of which here's the Black Friday Sales Ad for Best Buy.
Anyway, to celebrate this day, and the release of Rock Band I'm going to be hosting a Party Like A Rock Star Party. We will have Rock Band set up in the living room, Karaoke Party Revolution in a bedroom, Guitar Hero 3 in a bedroom, and Guitar Hero 80's in a bedroom. Seeing as it's a rock star themed party we're asking everyone to dress like a rock star or dress like a particular rock star. Either or will satisfy my urge to be surrounded in surrealism. We intend on serving concert series libations; Bud Select, Rolling Rock, Miller Lite, and Pabst Blue Ribbon. It's going to rock. I made inviations. See.
Ok. I have to go prep for the trip. I'll catch you all on the flop side.
Friday, November 9
Thursday, November 8
[angels and demons]
Well, gang I'm still fighting off the sickness. I'm starting to wonder if it's a sinus infection seeing as no one else around me has become sick. Today, I'm going to tell you about a couple of new shows on [adult swim].
Xavier: Renegade Angel...
is a CGI series from John Lee and Vernon Chatman. These two are also the ones behind Wonder Showzen. This show is CGI, but it looks as if someone created a game engine, and directed the show from within said game. The show revolves around a freakish walking bird biped with knees that bend backwards. He's goal in life is to seek out truth behind his existence. Along the way he meets some friends in Connecticut and infects them with a computer virus! Yay! Watch as he scrambles to make things right, and not just become another chomsky honk.
Watch Xavier: Renegade Angel at [adult swim]
Stiff...
is the highly anticipated new live-action romantic horroromedy from co-creator of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and creator 12. Oz Mouse, Matt Maiellaro. How can I sum up Stiff? Well, imagine if a live-action horror took an anime from behind. The spawn from that horrible scene would be Stiff. A show that pays homage to all the great horrors out there, mainly Evil Dead, and satisfies our bloodlust all while making us laugh.
The show revolves around an Ash'esque character who escaped from Hell, and is now accompanied by a kung-fu fighting angel. They pay the rent by freelancing their services as badasses that destroy demons and the ilk. Watch it, and love it.
Watch Stiff at [adult swim] or below!
Xavier: Renegade Angel...
is a CGI series from John Lee and Vernon Chatman. These two are also the ones behind Wonder Showzen. This show is CGI, but it looks as if someone created a game engine, and directed the show from within said game. The show revolves around a freakish walking bird biped with knees that bend backwards. He's goal in life is to seek out truth behind his existence. Along the way he meets some friends in Connecticut and infects them with a computer virus! Yay! Watch as he scrambles to make things right, and not just become another chomsky honk.
Watch Xavier: Renegade Angel at [adult swim]
Stiff...
is the highly anticipated new live-action romantic horroromedy from co-creator of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and creator 12. Oz Mouse, Matt Maiellaro. How can I sum up Stiff? Well, imagine if a live-action horror took an anime from behind. The spawn from that horrible scene would be Stiff. A show that pays homage to all the great horrors out there, mainly Evil Dead, and satisfies our bloodlust all while making us laugh.
The show revolves around an Ash'esque character who escaped from Hell, and is now accompanied by a kung-fu fighting angel. They pay the rent by freelancing their services as badasses that destroy demons and the ilk. Watch it, and love it.
Watch Stiff at [adult swim] or below!
Labels:
[adult swim],
Matt Maiellaro,
Stiff,
Xavier: Renegade Angel
Tuesday, November 6
There Must Be Some Kind Of Way Out Of Here
Dear 11/6/07,
Why do you hate me so much?
Today I woke up thinking I'm going to be better today. For those that don't know I've been sick all week. I've been recovering from Strep since last Wednesday. However, I woke coughing. Coughing hard. The headache inducive coughs, you know? Well, after nearly coughing my brains out for 2 hours I came to the fact that I've been laying around on my ass for far too long. However, I did catch up on Battlestar Galactica. The finale of season three was almost worth being sick. So, I decided that I was going to get some stuff done today.
1. Finish art project.
I'm behind on my art project, that was due on Monday which I didn't go. My teacher says I need a background to tie the two elements in the painting together, and for the life of me I still haven't thought of a plausible background. G'eh.
2. Deposit check.
This involved leaving the house, and I hate going places when I'm sick.
3. Register for classes.
I hate everything about doing this; advisors that don't know shit, and hours and hours of waiting to talk to them for 10 minutes.
Ok. Go!
I woke up, showered, and decided to get registered for classes. I'm only 4 classes away from my associate's then I can concentrate on getting the hell out of this town. The only problem is Physics has a pre-requisite, which has a pre-requisite. Ugh. So, 4 classes has to be stretched over 3 semesters. So, I go to college, only to discover that the road is closed and I have to take a 10 minute detour. Once I get there my coughing has subsided, which is nice. Then I go to speak with an adviser in hopes of cleaning up my transcript and upping my GPA, which I did. 2.75! w00t! So, I sign up to speak an adviser, and about 2 hours later I get to talk to one. The waiting wasn't that bad for I got to talk to Meghan, whom I haven't seen in a coon's age. I got my classes squared away, and the registration worksheet filled out. Chemistry 101 and College Algebra here I come! So, I walk over to registration, ready to leave this forsakened hell hole, only to be told that I need the adviser to sign a waiver to entitle me to take CHE 101. Which is bullshit, because I had previously taken the class, but had to drop out for personal reasons. Why now do I need a waiver. Apparently, someone thought that anyone taking CHE 101 is required to take 100 sometime after I attempted CHE 101. Grrr. So, I go back to the adviser wait chamber of eternity, and 45 minutes into my wait, I'm informed by a ditsy and lumpy secretary that the adviser I spoke with earlier has now gone to a meeting, and then will go to lunch. So, I tell her to set me up with the next available adviser. She does, and 45 minutes later I finally speak with the god-fearing black pride activist. I'm tired, I'm sick, and now I'm surrounded with thousands of printed out passages of the bible that have been taped to every free space in her office. I explain the situation to her, and she questions it, like I knew she would. Then she leaves for 10 minutes. I think she did this so that I would have to sit alone with all her theological passages could have their time to beat some righteous sense into me. I wouldn't have it though. God no! I chuckled at her printout of an acronym for PUSH, Pray Until Something Happens. Then I started fiddling with my phone till she arrived. When she got back she said everything was good to go. So, I thank her, and left. After that registration went smoothly, and I left the campus to go home and start working on my art project.
As I left I remembered the construction, and slyly thought of a detour that should bypass it all. Only it turns out that my detour had a detour of it's own. Three and half hours of waiting and detours out the ass only drove me to Taco Bell. Where I got my Menu favorite, a Baja Chicken Chalupa, and a crunchwrap supreme. Then I went home, ate it, and watched an episode of Lost. However, before that I stopped and picked up some decongestant and cough syrup at the CVS. Delsym rules! Then I took my medicine, ate Taco Bell, and watched Lost. After that, I ended up taking a nap, and I slept much longer than I wanted. Now here I am. I'm shaking off my sleep with this poorly written post and I'm about to spend the next 5 hours working on my art project.
I got my check deposited before the school mess.
I really don't have much to say, so check out the MANtage. Props to Greg Klein for exposing me to it.
Why do you hate me so much?
Today I woke up thinking I'm going to be better today. For those that don't know I've been sick all week. I've been recovering from Strep since last Wednesday. However, I woke coughing. Coughing hard. The headache inducive coughs, you know? Well, after nearly coughing my brains out for 2 hours I came to the fact that I've been laying around on my ass for far too long. However, I did catch up on Battlestar Galactica. The finale of season three was almost worth being sick. So, I decided that I was going to get some stuff done today.
1. Finish art project.
I'm behind on my art project, that was due on Monday which I didn't go. My teacher says I need a background to tie the two elements in the painting together, and for the life of me I still haven't thought of a plausible background. G'eh.
2. Deposit check.
This involved leaving the house, and I hate going places when I'm sick.
3. Register for classes.
I hate everything about doing this; advisors that don't know shit, and hours and hours of waiting to talk to them for 10 minutes.
Ok. Go!
I woke up, showered, and decided to get registered for classes. I'm only 4 classes away from my associate's then I can concentrate on getting the hell out of this town. The only problem is Physics has a pre-requisite, which has a pre-requisite. Ugh. So, 4 classes has to be stretched over 3 semesters. So, I go to college, only to discover that the road is closed and I have to take a 10 minute detour. Once I get there my coughing has subsided, which is nice. Then I go to speak with an adviser in hopes of cleaning up my transcript and upping my GPA, which I did. 2.75! w00t! So, I sign up to speak an adviser, and about 2 hours later I get to talk to one. The waiting wasn't that bad for I got to talk to Meghan, whom I haven't seen in a coon's age. I got my classes squared away, and the registration worksheet filled out. Chemistry 101 and College Algebra here I come! So, I walk over to registration, ready to leave this forsakened hell hole, only to be told that I need the adviser to sign a waiver to entitle me to take CHE 101. Which is bullshit, because I had previously taken the class, but had to drop out for personal reasons. Why now do I need a waiver. Apparently, someone thought that anyone taking CHE 101 is required to take 100 sometime after I attempted CHE 101. Grrr. So, I go back to the adviser wait chamber of eternity, and 45 minutes into my wait, I'm informed by a ditsy and lumpy secretary that the adviser I spoke with earlier has now gone to a meeting, and then will go to lunch. So, I tell her to set me up with the next available adviser. She does, and 45 minutes later I finally speak with the god-fearing black pride activist. I'm tired, I'm sick, and now I'm surrounded with thousands of printed out passages of the bible that have been taped to every free space in her office. I explain the situation to her, and she questions it, like I knew she would. Then she leaves for 10 minutes. I think she did this so that I would have to sit alone with all her theological passages could have their time to beat some righteous sense into me. I wouldn't have it though. God no! I chuckled at her printout of an acronym for PUSH, Pray Until Something Happens. Then I started fiddling with my phone till she arrived. When she got back she said everything was good to go. So, I thank her, and left. After that registration went smoothly, and I left the campus to go home and start working on my art project.
As I left I remembered the construction, and slyly thought of a detour that should bypass it all. Only it turns out that my detour had a detour of it's own. Three and half hours of waiting and detours out the ass only drove me to Taco Bell. Where I got my Menu favorite, a Baja Chicken Chalupa, and a crunchwrap supreme. Then I went home, ate it, and watched an episode of Lost. However, before that I stopped and picked up some decongestant and cough syrup at the CVS. Delsym rules! Then I took my medicine, ate Taco Bell, and watched Lost. After that, I ended up taking a nap, and I slept much longer than I wanted. Now here I am. I'm shaking off my sleep with this poorly written post and I'm about to spend the next 5 hours working on my art project.
I got my check deposited before the school mess.
I really don't have much to say, so check out the MANtage. Props to Greg Klein for exposing me to it.
Sunday, November 4
Bollywood + Buffalax = Hilarity
I love Bollywood more and more as the days go by. Check out this interpretation of the words to one of the greatest music videos ever made.
More...
Buffalax
More...
Buffalax
Saturday, November 3
Today...
I struggled through my recovery of Strep throat, posted pictures @ MySpace, made comments on Facebook, and did math and art homework.
I also just got done reading about the discovery of two black holes in one galaxy, and how they will eventually merge creating devastation. Watch the pretty video here! Read more here! Look at the picture below!
What have you done to earn my love today?
I also just got done reading about the discovery of two black holes in one galaxy, and how they will eventually merge creating devastation. Watch the pretty video here! Read more here! Look at the picture below!
What have you done to earn my love today?
Labels:
Black Holes,
Facebook,
MySpace,
Strep throat
Thursday, September 6
Mmm. Whatchu Say?
Ok, So I know the SNL Digital Short parody of The O.C. season 2 finale featuring Imogen Heap's "Hide & Seek" has been out for awhile. However, I've come across a couple vids featuring Imogen Heap in the same vain that make me giddy.
The first one features clips from The Office, and the second one features a clip from the Halo 3 beta.
Watch. Laugh. Love. Oh, and spread that shiiiiit.
Dear Office
Dear Halo
The first one features clips from The Office, and the second one features a clip from the Halo 3 beta.
Watch. Laugh. Love. Oh, and spread that shiiiiit.
Labels:
Halo 3,
Imogen Heap,
OC Parody,
The Office,
Video
Friday, August 31
Mr. Bean's Air Drums
Who knew Rowan Atkinson could play the drums.... the AIR drums.
I'm not just blowing hot air. Listen for yourself... or more precisely WATCH!
Rowan Atkinson - Invisible Drum Kit
I'm not just blowing hot air. Listen for yourself... or more precisely WATCH!
Sunday, August 12
Friday, July 27
Kanye West With Honors
Kanye has blown me away with his two new music videos. Well, perhaps I should say one and a half new music videos. His first video is for his single, "Stronger."
Kanye West - Stronger
The next course is a new take on a new classic. Zach Galifianakis steps in and adds a bit of country zest to the song, "Can't Tell Me Nothing." His flair for good ol' hometown country cookin' and thug mentality come across as a surprising and delictable dish. Have a taste.
Kanye West - Can't Tell Me Nothing
(by Zach Galifiankis)
"Stronger" music video = a base of Kanye West, half a can of Daft Punk, and then sprinkle it with Akira.BAM! Now you have a hot steamy plate of Kayne West's "Stronger" music video. It serves eight so gather up your friends and feed them a face full. Here's what it should look like once you've finished.
The next course is a new take on a new classic. Zach Galifianakis steps in and adds a bit of country zest to the song, "Can't Tell Me Nothing." His flair for good ol' hometown country cookin' and thug mentality come across as a surprising and delictable dish. Have a taste.
(by Zach Galifiankis)
Labels:
Daft Punk,
Kanye West,
Music Video,
Zach Galifiankis
Thursday, July 19
Baby's First Viral Video
Do you remember the first viral video you ever saw? I do, and here it is.
Stupid Sheep
However, times have changed and what I once thought was funny, Stupid Sheep, has now evolved into something more complex and twisted...
Race Car Hits Deer
Stupid Sheep
However, times have changed and what I once thought was funny, Stupid Sheep, has now evolved into something more complex and twisted...
Race Car Hits Deer
Labels:
Race Car Hits Deer,
Stupid Sheep,
VG Video
Just Because They Kill You Doesn't Mean They Like You
I know this is old, but I just stumbled upon it, and thought, "Hey! Let's share it with those few that may not have seen it. Shame on you few." This delicious video is 1/2 Storm Troopers and 1/2 Clerks trailer. Which, if you're doing the math = Awesome.
Trooper Clerks
Trooper Clerks
I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Death
Apparently Brazilians are known for more than their nuts and futbol. They can also fix XBox 360's Red Ring of Death without even opening up the casing. Marvel as their masterful hands work magic on this dying Xbox 360.
Red Ring of Death Fix
Red Ring of Death Fix
Labels:
Brazilians,
Red Ring of Death,
Xbox 360
Wednesday, July 18
Waldo Fucked Me Up!
In the jungle. The mighty jungle. The Waldo lurks tonight.
In the jungle. Waldo may bungle, and you better take flight.
For Waldo kills tonight.
Where's Waldo?
In the jungle. Waldo may bungle, and you better take flight.
For Waldo kills tonight.
Where's Waldo?
Thursday, July 12
Bowser Is A Bitch
Thrill as this frustrated gamer attempts to make it through the hardest level of Super Mario Bros ever conceived. Snicker as he berates Mario and compares the suckocity of the level to the likes of R.L. Stine, Panic at the Disco, and more. HA!
Hunker down for this one folks its a whopping 23 minutes and 41 seconds. So, grab a drink, grab a friend, grab a seat (chair or ass) and enjoy as Super Mario Bros destroys this gamer.
Hardest level of Super Mario
Hunker down for this one folks its a whopping 23 minutes and 41 seconds. So, grab a drink, grab a friend, grab a seat (chair or ass) and enjoy as Super Mario Bros destroys this gamer.
Sunday, July 1
iPhone Day!
Ok. So, I'm a couple days late, but this video will no doubt make up for my tardiness in celebrating the release of the new IT product.
iPhone Day!
Monday, June 25
Turn Around Bright Eyes
Dancing ninjas, fencers, football players, choir from the corn, red flowing sheets, male models in black underwear, a gothic cathedral, and all of this set to one of the worst/greatest 80's songs ever. Bonnie Tyler really goes all out when making a music video, doesn't she?
Total Eclipse of the Heart - Bonnie Tyler
Total Eclipse of the Heart - Bonnie Tyler
Labels:
Bonnie Tyler,
Ninjas,
Total Eclipse of the Heart
Saturday, June 23
My Name Is 3kalb And I Like To Do Drawings
Howdy, Gang!
Some of you may know that I like to draw, and some of you may not. However, I'm hoping after that previous statement those of you who didn't, now do. I'm going to start posting some of my drawings up here on Error 204. Tell me what you think. Maybe if you're lucky I'll do a drawing for you.
So, to start things off I'm going to post four of them. That's right, FOUR. I spent every day at work last week on one of these. hee hee. Oh, being a bank teller is fun. Am I right? Am I right? So...
Here we go, here we go, here go again!
P.S. click on an image to see a larger view.
Some of you may know that I like to draw, and some of you may not. However, I'm hoping after that previous statement those of you who didn't, now do. I'm going to start posting some of my drawings up here on Error 204. Tell me what you think. Maybe if you're lucky I'll do a drawing for you.
So, to start things off I'm going to post four of them. That's right, FOUR. I spent every day at work last week on one of these. hee hee. Oh, being a bank teller is fun. Am I right? Am I right? So...
Here we go, here we go, here go again!
P.S. click on an image to see a larger view.
Whoa Bro
This exclusive investigative report delves deeper into the serious matter of Bro Rape.
Watch your cornholes, bros.
Hitler Won't Play With His Wii
In case you're wondering where the video footage came from it is from a 2004 movie entitled Der Untergang (The Downfall). I haven't seen it, but I've heard good things. Have any E204ers seen it?
Labels:
Der Untergang,
Hitler,
The Downfall,
Video,
Wii,
Xbox Live
Thursday, June 14
MC Chris Hates Kingdom Hearts 2
You don't have to take my word for it. This video shows him tearing KH2 a new asshole, all while praising Resident Evil 4.
Labels:
Jake Gyllenhaal,
Kingdom Hearts 2,
MC Chris,
Resident Evil 4
Video Game Video
Here are a couple of VG related videos.
The first is a remake of a video of a guy break dancing in the Times Square subway.
SF2 - Dancer Vs. Baby
The next is a remix of the Halo 3 commercial. Instead of the brilliant music by Marty O'Donnell the slow theme from Team America: World Police is interlaced. It'll blow your mind, and your pants.
The first is a remake of a video of a guy break dancing in the Times Square subway.
SF2 - Dancer Vs. Baby
The next is a remix of the Halo 3 commercial. Instead of the brilliant music by Marty O'Donnell the slow theme from Team America: World Police is interlaced. It'll blow your mind, and your pants.
I'm Back, And With Half The Ambition!
Hey gang. If anyone is still around, I've decided that I'm going to try to revive E204, yet again. This time I'm not going to try for a powerhouse (who am I kidding), a wafflehouse blog.
I'm just going to post a video every now again or something interesting that I find.
I haven't blogged in awhile, and recently I've come across all these things (mainly videos) that I just want to share with everyone. So, for better or for worse, here we go again.
I'm just going to post a video every now again or something interesting that I find.
I haven't blogged in awhile, and recently I've come across all these things (mainly videos) that I just want to share with everyone. So, for better or for worse, here we go again.
HALF-STEAM AHEAD!
Sunday, April 1
iPhone Ships Early!
Apple's new iPhone has begun shipping early! The new IT gadget that will sweep the nation can now be yours.
The iPhone is part iPod, part Internet Communicator, but all Phone. It utilizes the revolutionary multi-touchscreen technology to create a sleek button-free user experience. The iPhone comes in two flavors: 4GB & 8GB hard drive for storing songs, videos, and happiness.
Click HERE now to get yours today!
Fooled You!
Here are a few of my favorite April Fool's Day Pranks so far...
Gmail Paper
"It's paper, plain and easy. I sometimes find myself wondering: what will Google think of next? Cardboard?"
8-bit Tie (I would buy this)
"Super Bonus: Each tie comes with a free video game cartridge! Either E.T. for the Atari 2600 or Jimmy Connors Pro Tennis Tour for NES (our choice please)."
TattooYourToddler.com
"Is this legal? This is still America isn't it?"
Gmail Paper
"It's paper, plain and easy. I sometimes find myself wondering: what will Google think of next? Cardboard?"
8-bit Tie (I would buy this)
"Super Bonus: Each tie comes with a free video game cartridge! Either E.T. for the Atari 2600 or Jimmy Connors Pro Tennis Tour for NES (our choice please)."
TattooYourToddler.com
"Is this legal? This is still America isn't it?"
Saturday, March 31
The Hills Have Fires
Yesterday two teenage from Illinois set fire to the hills near Hollywood. The fires were controlled before reaching the famous Hollywood sign, and no damage or injuries have been reported. Apparently the two boys, a 16 & 17 year-old, were visiting Hollywood with their parents, and were out lighting fireworks when the fire began. They were booked for suspicion of "reckless setting of a fire" and then later released to their parents. They were not charged of arson. They were instead charged of "an irresponsible act". I don't know if any penalties are incurred for irresponsible acts. If so, then I should be doing all sorts of jailtime.
I mention this story simply because I'm from Hollywood, and I'm sure setting fire to Hollywood would be a hoot.
I mention this story simply because I'm from Hollywood, and I'm sure setting fire to Hollywood would be a hoot.
However, here are some pics and a video.
Friday, March 30
OMFG TMNT
Part 1
Review: TMNT The Movie
Ok, 204s, listen up. I'm here to give you the skinny on all things TMNT. This will be a 3-part mini-series post. The first episode will cover the new TMNT movie, the second will cover the TMNT game, and the third post will cover the plastic tie-in for the movie, the action figures. If you don't know me, I love the turtles, L-U-V them, in fact. (That's more than regular love, you know.) Even though I'm a big fan, I'm also a critical asshole. Therefore I just won't be blowing smoke up your asses for these products simply because they have TMNT written all over them. Let's get started, shall we?
Part I: TMNT The Movie
I went and saw the movie over the weekend, and I must say it was quite an experience. My friends and I showed up about 20 minutes till showtime, not knowing what kind of crowd would be there. I certainly wasn't expecting the sell-out crowd that 300 drew, but what I found was a complete shell shock. There was nobody in the theater. We were 20 minutes early, and yet no one was there. Granted this was an 8:45 showing, but still. Come on. Does nobody like the turtles anymore? We waited patiently for the show to begin, and then about ten to five minutes before showtime all the parents with kids, and families started pouring in. The theater certainly wasn't filled, but it was 8:45 pm. Kids need their sleep.
So, the lights went down, and the movie started as we sat surrounded by 6-12 year-olds. I must say that the movie going experience with the 6-12 year-olds was much better than the 300 experience with 14-17 year-olds. At least the little ones were amazed, and just as excited as I was about what they were watching, as opposed to making crude, even racial comments, to impress high school vagina.
The art in the film is spectacular. In fact, it was my biggest attraction to the new film. The new style of the turtles is perfect. Another thing that was perfect was the voice talent. Every turtles, voiced mainly by animation and video game voice actor veterans, was exactly you they should sound. Leonardo sounded wise with a smide of smugness, Michelangelo sounded like a "party dude", Donatello was a bit geeky, and Raphael was gruff with a brooklyn accent. Why he is the only one with an accent, I couldn't tell ya, but it works. The supporting cast sounded good too. April was voiced by Sarah Michelle Gellar, Casey Jones was voiced by Chris Evans and the antagonist, Max Winters was voiced by Patrick Stewart. Kevin Smith also had a cameo in the film as the Diner employee.
So, visually it's great, and it sounds good. So, how was the plot? Well, I have to admit the first half I was a bit bored. I was entertained, of course, but that was because there were turtles on the screen again, but the movie really come together until the first big fight. Did I mention that all the fight scenes are fucking A-MAZ-ING? Very well choreographed fights with the right direction makes for excellent fight scenes. The biggest change in this film is that they finally address the broken relationship between Raphael and Leonardo which erupts into the best fight scene in the film.
Another things that surprised me was the movie was only 92 minutes long. I had expected longer for some reason. Well, I would have to give the film a 4/5 simply because it was good, but I think they could have done more in either character development or plotlines. However, they did hint at a sequel featuring everyone's favorite walking can opener. The film did make #1 at the box office on opening weekend with just under $25,000,000. I'm hoping that they bring in enough to make another one.
If you're a TMNT fan, like myself, then go check it out. Otherwise, I would probably wait until it reaches the shelves and see about renting it.
Part I: TMNT The Movie
I went and saw the movie over the weekend, and I must say it was quite an experience. My friends and I showed up about 20 minutes till showtime, not knowing what kind of crowd would be there. I certainly wasn't expecting the sell-out crowd that 300 drew, but what I found was a complete shell shock. There was nobody in the theater. We were 20 minutes early, and yet no one was there. Granted this was an 8:45 showing, but still. Come on. Does nobody like the turtles anymore? We waited patiently for the show to begin, and then about ten to five minutes before showtime all the parents with kids, and families started pouring in. The theater certainly wasn't filled, but it was 8:45 pm. Kids need their sleep.
So, the lights went down, and the movie started as we sat surrounded by 6-12 year-olds. I must say that the movie going experience with the 6-12 year-olds was much better than the 300 experience with 14-17 year-olds. At least the little ones were amazed, and just as excited as I was about what they were watching, as opposed to making crude, even racial comments, to impress high school vagina.
The art in the film is spectacular. In fact, it was my biggest attraction to the new film. The new style of the turtles is perfect. Another thing that was perfect was the voice talent. Every turtles, voiced mainly by animation and video game voice actor veterans, was exactly you they should sound. Leonardo sounded wise with a smide of smugness, Michelangelo sounded like a "party dude", Donatello was a bit geeky, and Raphael was gruff with a brooklyn accent. Why he is the only one with an accent, I couldn't tell ya, but it works. The supporting cast sounded good too. April was voiced by Sarah Michelle Gellar, Casey Jones was voiced by Chris Evans and the antagonist, Max Winters was voiced by Patrick Stewart. Kevin Smith also had a cameo in the film as the Diner employee.
So, visually it's great, and it sounds good. So, how was the plot? Well, I have to admit the first half I was a bit bored. I was entertained, of course, but that was because there were turtles on the screen again, but the movie really come together until the first big fight. Did I mention that all the fight scenes are fucking A-MAZ-ING? Very well choreographed fights with the right direction makes for excellent fight scenes. The biggest change in this film is that they finally address the broken relationship between Raphael and Leonardo which erupts into the best fight scene in the film.
Another things that surprised me was the movie was only 92 minutes long. I had expected longer for some reason. Well, I would have to give the film a 4/5 simply because it was good, but I think they could have done more in either character development or plotlines. However, they did hint at a sequel featuring everyone's favorite walking can opener. The film did make #1 at the box office on opening weekend with just under $25,000,000. I'm hoping that they bring in enough to make another one.
If you're a TMNT fan, like myself, then go check it out. Otherwise, I would probably wait until it reaches the shelves and see about renting it.
What Did I Miss?
So, it's been a little over three weeks since my last post. Sorry, about the leave of absence. I was going through a dry spell of things to post. However, I'm back, and once again I'm going to attempt to post regularly. I figure if this website is getting over 1,000 hits in three weeks, like StatCounter claims it is, I ought to give you people something interesting, or at least original.
Here is a list of some regular features I'm hoping to integrate into E204.
MySpace Monday - I was thinking of doing something with MySpace, but I don't remember what? I should really write these things down when they come to me.
Website Wednesday - I'll talk a bit about a website.
Foto Friday - I'll post a photo to the blog. It will either be something I found online or something of my own making.
Sunday Matinee - I'll post a video.
On top of those I'm still going to make random posts about random things whenever.
XoXo ~ 3kalb
Here is a list of some regular features I'm hoping to integrate into E204.
MySpace Monday - I was thinking of doing something with MySpace, but I don't remember what? I should really write these things down when they come to me.
Website Wednesday - I'll talk a bit about a website.
Foto Friday - I'll post a photo to the blog. It will either be something I found online or something of my own making.
Sunday Matinee - I'll post a video.
On top of those I'm still going to make random posts about random things whenever.
XoXo ~ 3kalb
Tuesday, March 6
This Is Darth Vader
The geniuses over at Akjak.com have edited James Earl Jones audio clips from other movies into scenes of Darth Vader in Star Wars. Hilarious!
Some Highlights
"Your momma's going on a date. You dig that?"
"You get your black ass outta here!"
"Shut the fuck up! That's right, Sally"
"I say we get back in the car and go back where we came from"
"We'd like to maintain the current level of black representation on the committee. So, let's go for a stroll"
Vader Sessions
Some Highlights
"Your momma's going on a date. You dig that?"
"You get your black ass outta here!"
"Shut the fuck up! That's right, Sally"
"I say we get back in the car and go back where we came from"
"We'd like to maintain the current level of black representation on the committee. So, let's go for a stroll"
Vader Sessions
Friday, February 23
Sunday, February 18
Around The Charleston
I came across this video the other day and absolutely fell in love. Watch as Daft Punk's Around The World breathes new life into an old dance.
Monday, February 5
It's A Trick, Get An Axe
In celebration of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie I present to you... THIS! A photo of me from Halloween.
That's because Bruce Campbell will be in the film as the long lost 4th member of ATHF. He's a chicken nugget, and I'm sure there will be plenty of nugget jokes. So, ummm... here's the trailer.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters
trailer
Did you notice that this movie comes out on March 23rd? And what else comes out on March 23rd? It starts with a T and ends with an "eenage Mutant Ninja Turtles". Yeah! So, am I the only one doing a double feature that day?
Oh, and did you hear about the kids at Boston who were promoting the movie with guerrilla marketing? They were arrested for placing Lite-Brite-looking devices with characters from the show in hard to reach places around the city. Boston claims that they were potential bombs and arrested them on bomb scare charges. They were asked for a statement, and all the two late-20-something-year-old's did was talk about hairstyles for about seven minutes. Here's the footage from Fox News.
That's because Bruce Campbell will be in the film as the long lost 4th member of ATHF. He's a chicken nugget, and I'm sure there will be plenty of nugget jokes. So, ummm... here's the trailer.
trailer
Did you notice that this movie comes out on March 23rd? And what else comes out on March 23rd? It starts with a T and ends with an "eenage Mutant Ninja Turtles". Yeah! So, am I the only one doing a double feature that day?
Oh, and did you hear about the kids at Boston who were promoting the movie with guerrilla marketing? They were arrested for placing Lite-Brite-looking devices with characters from the show in hard to reach places around the city. Boston claims that they were potential bombs and arrested them on bomb scare charges. They were asked for a statement, and all the two late-20-something-year-old's did was talk about hairstyles for about seven minutes. Here's the footage from Fox News.
Video Music For Smiling And Frowning
I recently stumbled upon a couple music videos that I just absolutely lurv.
The first is from Peter Bjorn & John's latest album, Writer's Block, and is a delightfully sunny song called Young Folks. The video nails the mood of this song so well. Simple childbook drawings set to simple animations and inviting colors. It's like Dick & Jane's music video.
Peter Bjorn & John
Young Folks
The next is a music video I saw a long, long, long time ago on iFilm for Sigur Rós' untitled #1 from their ( ) album. This video is so innocent and so tragic that the first time I saw it I actually cried. Maybe I was on my period at the time, idk, but it struck me hard.
Sigur Rós
untitled #1
The first is from Peter Bjorn & John's latest album, Writer's Block, and is a delightfully sunny song called Young Folks. The video nails the mood of this song so well. Simple childbook drawings set to simple animations and inviting colors. It's like Dick & Jane's music video.
Young Folks
The next is a music video I saw a long, long, long time ago on iFilm for Sigur Rós' untitled #1 from their ( ) album. This video is so innocent and so tragic that the first time I saw it I actually cried. Maybe I was on my period at the time, idk, but it struck me hard.
untitled #1
Sunday, January 28
Star Python Or Monty Trek?
Here's the cast of Star Trek reenacting a famous scene from Monty Python & The Holy Grail. Will they make it to Camelot?
Star Trek Meets Monty Python
But I Don't Wanna Be A Racist
Here it is folks, the long lost episode of Seinfeld. It's the episode when Kramer goes Krazy.
Props to Chris for finding this.
Seinfeld Lost Episode
Kramer Goes Krazy
Props to Chris for finding this.
Kramer Goes Krazy
Monday, January 22
Saturday, January 20
Candy Mountain!
Feed your sweet tooth with Charlie on his quest to Candy Mountain. Watch out for stomach aches. (Oooooohhhh foreshadowing? You be the judge.)
Charlie The Unicorn
Wednesday, January 17
Let There Be Light
My friend, Bogey, showed this to me whenever I was in Ohio over the weekend visiting. Apparently this house is in Ohio. It had traffic backed up all over the neighborhood. Bask in the glory of the Trans-Siberian Orchestra's Wizard in Winter.
Trans-Siberian Orchestra
Christmas Light Extravaganza
Trans-Siberian Orchestra
Christmas Light Extravaganza
Thursday, January 11
Bruce Campbell Has It
Has what? Well, watch and find out what ol' Bruce has been up to lately. Besides this, his latest film, My Name Is Bruce, is in post-production. What is that? Well, I'm glad you asked. Let me lay it down straight for all you deadpans out there. A group of rowdy teenagers accidentally let loose demons from hell unto a small town in southern Oregon. They then capture one, Bruce Campbell, from the set of his latest B-Movie, thinking that he is his legendary character. Then Bruce Campbell is forced to right the wrong in a big bad way. I hope you got it.
More...
Bruce Campbell online
More...
Bruce Campbell online
Wednesday, January 10
The Living Dethklok
I stumbled across this band, Metal Church, just a moment ago, and thought to myself, "Holy Metal Fuck! Is that Dethklok?" Does anyone know of this band? Are they truly Metal?
Imagine if you will from left to right:
Pickles, Murderface, Nathan Explosion, Toki, and Skiwsgaar
Pickles, Murderface, Nathan Explosion, Toki, and Skiwsgaar
Tuesday, January 9
Back in Black Again!
I know it's been awhile folks, and I apologize. I hope you all had a great XXX-Mas & New Year's.
To get back into things I figured we'd kick things into Metal gear with a couple of videos... METAL VIDEOS!
First off we've got Dragon Force, with scorching hot, face-melting dueling guitars. Watch behind a firewall or risk being burnt to the bone.
Dragon Force - Through The Wire
Next we've got Brian Posehn, comedian & avid comic and metal fan, with a music video showing how any idiot can make a metal video! Watch for the Dragon Force parody.
Brian Posehn - Metal By Numbers
Well, gang I'll try and keep posting more regularly, but I've been working on getting some projects done which is eating into my blogging time. I won't forget about you guys though. See you all again soon!
To get back into things I figured we'd kick things into Metal gear with a couple of videos... METAL VIDEOS!
First off we've got Dragon Force, with scorching hot, face-melting dueling guitars. Watch behind a firewall or risk being burnt to the bone.
Dragon Force - Through The Wire
Next we've got Brian Posehn, comedian & avid comic and metal fan, with a music video showing how any idiot can make a metal video! Watch for the Dragon Force parody.
Brian Posehn - Metal By Numbers
Well, gang I'll try and keep posting more regularly, but I've been working on getting some projects done which is eating into my blogging time. I won't forget about you guys though. See you all again soon!
XOXO
~3kalb
~3kalb
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